If you are familiar to the Emotron’s albums, The Decemberwrist and Vampire Lunch Lady Tits, you know that the albums are upbeat, fast, synth dance jams. In the past few years the Emotron has slowed down the songs from those albums when playing live. If you would like to know the deal, The Emotron explains […]
As a non traditionalist, I don’t believe in my own birthday celebration or celebrating anyone elses birthday. I’ve got way more important things to memorize and spend my time on other than birthdays. I’m also allergic to birthday cakes so that just adds to the hate & shit. Question asked by Ella Kehoe Would you like […]
As the only left handed person in my family, my grandfather treated me as if my handedness was a mental handicap. At age 3, my own grandfather was my first bully. He would try to change my handedness by putting the eating utensil in my right hand and would make shitty comments about me being […]
I’ve tried relationships with the human race but they never seem to work out. My genitals look like regular genitals and are able to work like a regular doogin but I’m not able to reproduce with other human females. My human sister is a child bearer, allowing me to have nephews to hang out with. […]
I have extreme regrets of not finding the artist, vagabond, drug-fueled lifestyle earlier. Growing up, I was pumped full of the ideas of Jesus, college, starting a family and working full time by the people in the small town of McDonough GA. I never knew this lifestyle existed but I’m here now and living my […]
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